Thursday, September 25, 2008

I'm moving I'm moving I'm moving!

Today I was married to a man named Chuck. He's a 50 something attorney with a wife and kids. He's not really my type but he was fine for the hour I had to spend with him. Chuck was the stand-in Dave for the closing today being as Dave is in St. Louis being a ASM fruit. Chuck and I sat there signing papers with Bill and Brian my other two BFF's who now between the three of them have every piece of my financial history they could uncover from my shady past.

I'm now a homeowner with my small square corner of the world. At least its not digital anymore; its real and tangable. The home comes with an old pair of golf clubs, a huge ugly rug, a work out bike and a 1999 stereo (with remote). There is even a tub Dave can fit in and no longer will the bebes have to file our bills and accounting information in her closet.

.....and I'm leaving in an hour to walk into OUR home for the very first time and trying not to be as emotional as I am when I watch bad television that makes me cry...

1 comment:

Unknown said...

You always were a sucker for TLC shows...that's why we needed the Sam's Club collection of kleenex