I cut you up man.

Family Guy:

Manager: And this is the bathroom, but watch out we got some bad roaches here.
Red Roach: Hey, you're on our turf man!
Green Roach: Hey man! I'll cut you, I'll cut you up so bad you, you gonna wish I no cut you so bad!
Brian: Those are bad roaches.
Manager: I blame the schools.

I have no idea why this reminds me of Family Guy but lets be honest...quoting family guys is like quoting The Godfather. There's a quote for everything....Tom Hanks taught me that in You've Got Mail. Okay I'm just getting mad with underlining power. Moving on....

These knives I believe...were a gift my parents got back in the 70's for their wedding. I'll have to double check with my Mom on that but I think that's accurate. They are made from HIGH quality plastic...I mean...1970s high quality plastic...classy. I some how managed to receive these as a hand me down when I went away to college and I started out with 8 I believe. I'm now down to 1. Over the years (what like 35 years?) they have started to break down. This was what happened last weekend when I tried to cut through a stick of butter...I mean seriously...this is some quality craftsmanship. I'm impressed.

So long story short...I now have 1 knife left. ONE...that averages about one a year I've killed since got my first apartment in college...and that my friend....is a skill.

Ironically...we have a nice set of steak knives. We never use them? I have no idea why. I like the vintage 1970s charm instead.