Hi I'm Socially Awkward!

I told my Aunt while she was ordering her drink from the waitress at the restaurant.

I told my coworkers over my threat to abandon them in January.

I told my babysitter in English.  She mainly speaks Spanish.

I told my parents by throwing a new t-shirt at my toddler and making her wear it alerting us all to her new status.

My sister-in-law found out on accident after everyone knew.

I told my pregnant friends that they weren't alone.

I told my neighbor at 4 weeks because she warned me there was something in the water.  I told her she was right.

My mother-in-law told me after I refused a glass of wine.

I told my husband by shoving a stick I peed on in his face...while he was changing a toddlers dirty diaper.

I told him again with another 3 tests, because I didn't want him to think I was lying.

What can I say I have a way with announcements...nothing but class...nothing but clear planned adorable ways of announcing our impending offspring.

I love being this socially awkward.

Here my friends is our newest little person, due to make an appearance on or before February 2nd!