Wednesday, March 30, 2011

I have a Sty in my Eye 2x

I woke up this morning and felt like I had pink eye, yes pink eye and I'm in elementary school.  I KNOW.  Except I was missing the gross crusty gunk and my 3rd grade LOVE OF MY LIFE wasn't trading bookmarks with me at recess.  My eyes HURT, I also LOVE capslock today? I didn't have two free hands able to pry my eye open to look at the sty till almost 9am......lets talk about that last sentence shall we.......

Anyway thats about the time I discovered the stys? sties? sty-s? These suckers hurt, I have at least one in both eyes.  I have an outbreak of sty.  Is that really possible, NO, is it happening to me, YES.  I'm the self diagnosing queen of sty disorders, outbreaks, or perhaps a plague.  A sty plague.

I'm going to warm compress these suckers back to 1987....and put in a clean pair of contacts.

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