Check out the Dave putting up our discounted last one on the shelf I'm lucky I found it Christmas tree!

Here he is reading the directions.  It's just like on The Walton's; I'm sure John Boy and his father went out into the woods cut down a Silver Fir and the tree came with instructions on how to assemble.  Crap...Silver Fir's are no assembly required.  (I wikipedia'ed that...I know you don't think I could have pulled "Silver Fir" out of my Botany Bible....I don't have it on me today).  

Also I don't think the Botany Bible has anything on fake trees with a base that is not a trunk but actually a 4 pronged foundation.  

The manly man....I loooove it!  

Maybe tomorrow I'll have some pictures of it actually decorated.  I know I know...Crazy!