Ode to Christmas Mini York Peppermint Patties 

(Sung to the tune of Oh Christmas Tree)

Peppermint Pattie, Peppermint Pattie,

Oh how I love your flavor.

Oh Pat-tat-tee, Oh Pat-tat-tee,

You are what I savor.

You bring me Joy, in winter time,

When bowls are full of your divine.  

Peppermint Pattie, Peppermint Pattie,

You always leave me wanting.

Oh Pat-tat-tee, Oh Pat-tat-tee,

My dreams of you are taunting.  

Your smooth texture, and  minty taste, 

Make me want to stuff my face.

Peppermint Pattie, Peppermint Pattie,

You are the treat that I adore.

Oh Pat-tat-tee, Oh Pat-tat-tee,

I just want you more and more.

I crave one, and maybe two, 

But after eight I may be through.

Peppermint Pattie, Peppermint Pattie,

I've grown to hate your tastiness.

Oh Pat-tat-tee, Oh Pat-tat-tee,

You are such a temptress.

Too full to eat a healthy meal,

Another patties what I'll steal.

Peppermint Pattie, Peppermint Pattie,

I like the color of your foil.

Oh Pat-tat-tee, Oh Pat-tat-tee, 

Glucose levels 'bout to boil.

Sugar comas, what I'm in.

Hate how I feel but still I grin.

Peppermint Pattie, Peppermint Pattie,

I am now filled with sugar.

Oh Pat-tat-tee, Oh Pat-tat-tee

Wish my resolve was stronger.